Different people get “pissed off” for different reasons and they do various things to get their head out of that situation. Most of the people don’t want anybody around them when they are pissed off and they prefer to be alone as much as possible in order to feel better. However, when you are hot tempered inside, it helps when you get external assistance to get rid of that pesky feeling of being pissed off (other than just being alone).
Instead of performing a physical reaction with a boiling sensation (punching that wall), it is always better to use a few pissed off quotes to make your mind at ease. We have mentioned some a few funny pissed off quotes to try and lighten your mood as well. These pissed off quotes would be useful for you when you are really pissed off and looking a way to overcome the situation harmlessly.
List of our 53 relatable pissed off quotes
- Well, you lose 60 seconds of happiness for every minute you are angry
- Life is too short to be spending pissed off; you deserve happiness
- Some people deserve a hi five – on the face – with a chair – twice
- Once you are grown up you would realize that it is impossible to please everyone, but pissing everyone off is pretty simple
- Sooner or later you should start treating other people exactly the way they treat you. Some would be glad hear that, stay away from the others.
- You should never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off person
- Of course I am a very nice person (until you piss me off)
- “Some people take offense like it’s a limited time offer.”
― Tim Fargo
- “There are many assholes in my life….but i think one of them has got hemorrhoids…too irritating these days.”
― Dr lijo john
- Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female
- One of the best ways to prevent you from getting pissed off is to piss someone off instead.
- If you want to get re-pissed, you should re-think of an old situation that pissed you off
- “Most men don’t seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder on a fire.” — Liberty Jones
- You actually don’t need any specific anger management programs, been away from people that piss you off will be enough
- Whenever you get upset, your emotional energy drains away. Why do should you lose your energy over someone else?
- Do you want to see something similar to throwing gunpowder on a fire? Then ask a pissed-off woman to calm down
- Speak when you are pissed off; you will make the best regrettable speech of life
- You will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger – Lord Buddha
- While seeking revenge, dig two graves – one for yourself – Douglas Horton
- People will hardly have any time for you if you are angry all the time
- If you have never pissed off a woman, you are a failure in life
- Jesus is coming back, that is good news. But the bad news is that he’s really pissed off
- Trying to negotiate with a pissed off woman is a lethal sport
- Never make decisions when you are pissed off and never make promises when you are happy
- You shouldn’t go to bed angry at any cost; stay awake and plot your revenge instead!
- Only the strongest men can control themselves when they are really pissed off
- Mixing up bad words with bad mood is really bad. You will overcome the mood later on, but you don’t have a chance to erase the words you have spoken
- When you are really pissed off, just smile on the person who pissed you off; it messes his mind
- When you are pissed off, your mouth acts much faster than your brain
- You tend to speak the truth when you are really pissed off; beware of the circumstances
- If you can spend a moment of patience within a moment of anger, you can save a thousand moments of regression
- You get pissed off to stand against pain. So, you say you hate somebody when that person hurts you
- Refrain doing anything when you are pissed off. For you will do everything wrong.
- Things you start when you a pissed off, ends in shame.
- Don’t wrongfully think that I have a short temper; I just don’t tolerate stupidity, immaturity & ignorance
- It is better to avoid saying something when you are angry, so you will not have to apologize when you regain consciousness
- Anger demolishes than it repairs
- By pissing off you cannot solve anything or build anything; it destroys everything instead
- Getting pissed off doesn’t help anything; building up it doesn’t help either
- The moment you get pissed off, you lose the key to control yourself
- Conquering the world is easier if you first conquered your anger
- You are free to let out your anger; they key is not to do it on people
- The wisest possible thing you should do when you are pissed off is keeping quite
- Holding on to anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die. – Buddha
- Every person has a unique boiling temperature
- A clear mind doesn’t stay with a pissed off person
- As long as you are pissed off, you are distracted from everything
- A man cannot shake hands with a clenched fist
- The best way to measure a man is by the size of the things that piss him off
- You have lost the argument at the moment you start to shout and curse
- Getting pissed off is a form of very short madness
- When you are pissed off, you spit fire with no exact target. It destroys many things including the creator
- The hardest thing to do when you are pissed off is to say the right words
These quotes help don’t’ they?
Feeling less pissed off? Reading through this list of pissed off quotes you’re guaranteed to relate and maybe have laughs. If you have any quotes that you think would be a good collection to add, or you would like to share which ones helped you those most in your pissed off mindset be sure to comment below and let us know. Pissed off quotes are a great way to channel some anger, if you’re looking for some more quotes to check out try our collection of bae quotes or have a little fun with our list of TMI Tag Question Game!